simonefiasco:

MAY IS NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH

masturbation can relieve depression and lead to a higher sense of self-esteem.

males who masturbate frequently have a lower probability to develop prostate cancer. Men who averaged five or more ejaculations weekly in their 20s had significantly lower risk. However they could not show a direct causation.

ejaculation reduces swollen nasal blood vessels, freeing the airway for normal breathing.

sexual climax, from masturbation or otherwise, leaves one in a relaxed and contented state.

Some professionals consider masturbation to function as a cardiovascular workout

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need some help? babeland’s having a sale.

3 weeks ago 351 notes

brain-food:

Looks legit. 

5 months ago 140 notes

I enjoyed a few minutes of fox news the other night.

Only because Bill O’Reily was forced to defend Obama. It’s the little things. 

I bet Max is the only follower I have who will appreciate this post. 

8 months ago

Reminds me of a text I got a while ago. “I’ll seal the deal and wife a bitch.”

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iliketoannoy:

Hahaha

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10 months ago 18,842 notes

poopingiscute:

mhmmm

10 months ago 11,587 notes

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11 months ago 1,052 notes

i laughed really hard at this

11 months ago 15 notes

"Oh yeah I forgot to tell you… we played basketball with Odd Future the other day."

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My brother

I love how he just dropped that into the conversation. Yes he was serious and no Tyler wasn’t there.

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

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dickndspongebob:

cum-hamster:

Hey

Look at me

I am a model

I’m a girl

You can tell I’m a girl because look - I’m in heels

I’m pretty laid back though, I mean just look at my distressed jeans

I’m different because sometimes I just like to kick back and wear sneakers

But only expensive sneakers, because well golly… I’m phresh to death

Is my crop top fashionable? Crop tops are in fashion right now

I’m unique

Even if you can’t see how unique I am through this mediocre photography

<3

-crying

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just found this! From the night I was the only sober person at K &amp; E&#8217;s place.

just found this! From the night I was the only sober person at K & E’s place.

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